Cosas que no trabajan

by goatlove

Things that don´t work.

Camp towels do NOT work… decidedly not.  Yes, they are conveniently tiny and dry quickly, they work in that sense.  But they don´t work in the sense that they just move water across my skin instead of soaking it up.  And it´s not easy to air dry with my clothes on.

Oh, another thing that doesn´t work is shaving your pits INSTEAD of wearing deodorant, an experiment in hygiene that, unfortunately for the Guatemaltecos here, is not working for me.  I say unfortunately for them because the majority of Guatemaltecos are about as tall as my armpits so their noses are right in line with my failing experiment.  Here´s hoping they all have massive nasal congestion.