Things you’ll need: a couple of rubbers.

by goatlove

BOOTS, people!  Jeez, get your head out of the gutter.

Anyway, when you decide to quit your full-time desk job that you’re always complaining about to work on a goat farm, you’ll need a sturdy pair of calf-high rubber boots.  Bonus points if you buy a drab color and decorate them yourself instead of buying a snazzy pair at the Limited or some such nonsense.  You can buy a good pair of rubber boots for about 20 buckaroos.  No need to splurge for this purchase… you’re just going to get goat crap on them.

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